Lacking Reverse-Cycle AC? Get Sweaty
November 13th 2006 08:41
I ran in a fun run on Saturday. It was hot. Silly start-time coincided with the rising heat of the day, it was REALLY hot. I was definetly sweaty when I was done. And you know what, there's nothing wrong with talking about it!
Summer is coming up, and the lack of RC/AC in Australia means only one thing for certain: its likely that you're gonna be sweaty, a LOT of the time. And what's the point in trying to deny it? There are those people who will run immediatley to the toilet upon arriving anywhere and dab themselves off, and then greet you with an impossibly dry handshake and a smile, as if they just walked in from the street without a tell-tale mark of the exertion...AS IF!
We all get sweaty, and if you live in a place like this where AC is not standard and riding a bike is, well you've just set yourself up for the most unfortunate of sweaty experiences known as SWASS (read: swamp ass.) Yes, that's right, the sweatiness that accumulates where the top of your legs meet your bum leaving you to feel a little soggy in the your back pocket. EVERYONE GETS IT, don't let them tell you otherwise.
So you know what the real trendy kids do? THEY OWN UP TO IT! That's right. Talking about your imperfections, contrary to popular opinion, does NOT magnify your imperfections it diminishes them. If you comment on them first it really takes the sting out of others' observations. So while everyone will be a little damp in the summer months, the trendsters will be talking up a storm telling their friends just how unpleasant it is. Do join them!
Summer is coming up, and the lack of RC/AC in Australia means only one thing for certain: its likely that you're gonna be sweaty, a LOT of the time. And what's the point in trying to deny it? There are those people who will run immediatley to the toilet upon arriving anywhere and dab themselves off, and then greet you with an impossibly dry handshake and a smile, as if they just walked in from the street without a tell-tale mark of the exertion...AS IF!
We all get sweaty, and if you live in a place like this where AC is not standard and riding a bike is, well you've just set yourself up for the most unfortunate of sweaty experiences known as SWASS (read: swamp ass.) Yes, that's right, the sweatiness that accumulates where the top of your legs meet your bum leaving you to feel a little soggy in the your back pocket. EVERYONE GETS IT, don't let them tell you otherwise.
So you know what the real trendy kids do? THEY OWN UP TO IT! That's right. Talking about your imperfections, contrary to popular opinion, does NOT magnify your imperfections it diminishes them. If you comment on them first it really takes the sting out of others' observations. So while everyone will be a little damp in the summer months, the trendsters will be talking up a storm telling their friends just how unpleasant it is. Do join them!
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